Aarrrgh!!!

I've been o'r the ocean, sailed all seven seas,
I've covered the planet while pushed by the breeze
But none of my travels have lead me to see
A pirate more brutal than Abby McGee.

No redder a head, no colder a heart
Found I in all of my travels from start
Nor ever within my most terrible dreams
Saw I any woman like Abby McGee

A lovely young baroness, soon to be wed
To a duke from the North in his brother's own stead
But Oh a sad day, for the young duke was dead
A group of sea-farers had robbed him and fled

And so from that time, dear, poor Abbey became
The horrible person we all know by name
Her blood-thirtsy vengence brought dark-clouded fame
With news of unfairness, cowardice, and shame.

She killed some for money, she killed some for fun
She killed young and old, til the fortnight was done.
And after she killed, she found death not enough,
So she burned and she sank all their vessels of stuff

So underhanded her terrible crimes,
The ways that she tortured both body and mind
Mercilessnes was the way of her kind
Yet merciless found her at her dying time.

She died an old woman, a running from death
Swaering with all of the stregnth she had left
But oh! what suprise as she breathed her last breath
That hell was an itch to shed blood, yet unquenched.

And that is the story of Abbey McGee,
The once gentle woman who turned to be feined.
And may it be warning to both you and me:
Forgivenes of others is vital for peace.

Well. This is it. I can't believe that I just wrote something that un-edited. I'm having trouble publishing it. No!!! Don't press the publishing button! No!!!